The Whole Truth
"Do we have to go out to eat?" Jason asked his friend Craig. "Well, you refuse to cook. And I am tired from working hard all day," Craig said. "Yeah…
So Disgusting
"That's so disgusting! Ew, what a fucking creep! I really know how to pick them. He was a bad kisser. Lasted only a few minutes in bed. Didn't even have…
Failed To Notice
"98.... 99...100! Alright, that’s another set finished,” Frank said. He then let the dumbbell fall to the floor, stood up straight and walked over to the mirror. And while wiping…
Lucky Girl
The scientists had no idea how The Shuffle happened, how millions of people swapped bodies, and Ken Lewis was just one victim, lost in the crowd. One minute he was…
Oh God, I’m A Bimbo!
Harry was not having a good day. His wife had found out that he was having an affair with Sarah. And now Sarah knew that Harry meant it literally when…
Stop Staring
Hank looked up and sighed, "Can you please stop staring at me like that?" "Can you blame me? You are the most beautiful chick I've ever seen", Tom replied, "Besides...…
Going Going Gone
Thank you once again for attending our third virtual auction. Let's start with Lot number 1. This is Bianca, although as always the winning bidder can call her whatever he…
