“0k, you’re free to go. Our forensic warlocks have confirmed you’re not our suspect, 28-year-old Angela Fox, but are, as you claim, 45-year-old Peter Collins. Seems Mrs. Fox used a black-market gender swap spell to switch places with you.”
“So are you going to arrest her and undo this?”
“Of course we will, just as soon as we track her down. Your body was last seen getting on a ferry to France though so it might take a while.”
“What am I supposed to do till then?”
“Don’t worry, your husband, 32-year-old Brian, is coming to pick you up.”
“Husband! I don’t have a husband. I’m a man remember?”
“Well you were, at the moment you’re a young woman. The rules are clear until we can get your body back you have to assume the life of Mrs. Angela Fox, things just get too confusing otherwise.”
“I…I can’t…”
“Look, I spoke to him on the phone and he seemed nice. I’m not supposed to tell you this, but the recovery rate for stolen bodies is really low, so if I were you I’d be really nice to Brian if you catch my drift because you might end up with this pretty face permanently!”
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