What do you mean you aren’t going back to work next week?
You heard me. I can’t let all the guys see me like this… ever!
You weren’t so concerned when collecting unemployment for the last 17 months or so. NOW you are concerned about how those real men think about you?
But you made me do all this!!!
A Real man would not have ‘let’ me do this willingly. You got friggin’ breast implants, during the damn pandemic mind you, and didn’t think you’d have to work in a ‘real’ job ever again?
But you enjoyed me getting in touch with my feminine side!
Well, if I had to keep working to keep our benefits, then I should have my share of fun… but the extra government funds are now over, and you have to pay for your increased desires. And if that means working at your old firm, so be it! Maybe they will want a sissy secretary on staff?