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It was the first week of college and I was pledging the top fraternity on campus. The hazing was kept to a minimum, but that didn’t mean there were no stupid pranks. My final assignment was to sneak into the Virgin Vault and steal some panties. The Vault was the name for the sorority that never joined any of the binge drinking parties. Real party poopers, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately, I was not a good thief and got caught. The girls decided to let me pledge the sorority, which I thought was pretty funny. I let them go through the usual chanting rituals and I even drank their pink, fizzy “special” potion. It was a bit of a hoot until the next morning when I woke up with tits and no cock!

Turns out the Vault is actually a coven of lesbian witches. It all looks good from where I’m sitting, but I’m beginning to wonder if I’m a lesbian. I’m staring at tits all day, but all I think about is cock.