“Hi, Brian. It’s Paul. I found her.” “Found who?” “Her! The bitch who stole my body, Kelli Lewis. I tracked her to Michigan, she’s living it up in my body, got a job as a waiter, clubbing every night, sleeping with a different girl every night, God knows what kind of diseases she’s infecting my body with. I already look out of shape so I’m guessing she doesn’t use the gym and I’m pretty sure she’s not eating a vegan diet either!” “Dude, you have got to let this go. You’re Kelli now. You know the spell can’t be reversed.” “l know that’s what the police say but I have to try. I’ve been watching her for a week. I know her pattern. I’m going to surprise her when she least expects it. I’ve got a gun and I’m going to make her swap us back.” “Look Kelli, you can’t do that. You have to let it go!” “Don’t call me that. I’m not Kelli, I don’t want to be Kelli. I want to be Paul” “l know, but that ain’t gonna happen so you need to cowgirl up and get on with the life you have rather than the life you had. You’re smart and funny and you still have your job as a teacher if you want it, and into the bargain you’re beautiful. Hell you’re even younger than you were. You’ve just got to look at the positives.”
“Wait…did you just call me beautiful?” “Oh shit. Yes, yes I did and I’m not going to say sorry. You’re my best friend and now you’re smokin’ hot so forgive me for doing the dumb ass thing and falling in love with you.” “Oh my god. I’ve got butterflies in my tummy. I’ve never felt like this before. I’ve been so stupid, wasting my time looking back when I should have been looking forward. I’m coming home Brian, I’m coming home and I’m going to embrace being Kelli, and look I know it isn’t usually the girl who asks, but would you like to go on a date with me because part of the reason I went looking for my old body was because of how my new body was reacting to you! I think… I think I might be in love with you too!” “Wow, well get your ass on the next flight home, Kelli and let’s start making up for lost time!”
